So there I am, going through my day yesterday, minding my own when somewhere along the way, I came across someone who was carrying the virus o' death virus.
Last night as I was laying in bed reading a book, my nose began to run, and then I started to sneeze, again and again and again. I blew it off as slight allergies I had picked up from working in the yard yesterday afternoon. But NOOOOOOO the virus o' death was not to be denied!!!
In the middle of the night, my dripping nose drove me to sticking rolled up kleenex up my nose in order to sleep.
By this morning, a nice hacking cough had taken up residence in my lungs. By noon, my right ear was clogged, my head was hurting and I had set up a triage tent around my bed.
Sometime around 2:00 I woke up sweating with a fever. Woo-Hoo! It's a freakin' pa-har-tay in my body! Who in the world gets this sick this quickly?
Watch out whoever you are, you evil carrier of the virus o' death, I will be vindicated!!! I will hunt you down and dunk you in a bucket of blistering disinfectant, if it's the last thing I do!!!
Don't let my lack of energy and these cold chills/hot flashes that have caused my covers to be a tangle of multi-colored material, lull you into a false sense of security. As soon as I can hear out of my right ear again, I'm coming for ya. BE AFRAID!!! BE VERILY VERILY AFRAID!!!!!!
...until then, anyone got a vacuum that'll suck this crap outtah my lungs, my ears and my head???
...could someone go get me a slushee from Sonic, I'm sure it'll make my throat feel better and help break the fevah...
never mind, I'm going back to sleep
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